The Most Amazing Tea Party

Although I am not particularly fond of Tea, I think that it would be a lot of fun to put together my very own Tea party. Tea Parties are constantly referred to throughout literature and the arts, and so I would like to experience, first hand, what all the fuss and hype is about. In order to orchestrate the perfect party, as guests, I would invite...

1) Dr. Dre - I am told that the key to any party (tea or not), is to have "bumpin' beats". Although I am not exactly sure what "bumpin' beats" are, I am sure that Dr. Dre is the right man to supply them.

2) Jerry Seinfeld - A good party has a hilarious MC that can break the awkward atmosphere sometimes common at the beginning of a party. With Jerry Seinfeld's prolific comedy career, I do not see how anyone could be more qualified than him.

3) Thomas Lipton - In order to have a successful tea party, someone will have to supply the tea. Who better than the guy who started up one of the best known tea brands?

4) Mr. Belvedere- We will need someone to serve people their tea and crumpets won't we?

5) Boston Colonists - This is actually a "who I wouldn't invite". These guys ruined a large sum of perfectly good tea in the past, and I will not have them ruining my party!

I guess that I will need guests as well...

6) Miley Cyrus - She knows how to promote a good party. Hopefully, if mine goes well, I'll get a song written after my party too, and then more people will want to come to the next.

7) MC Hammer- I know that "Hammer" will be able to get everyone out of their seats and get the party started. He'll be able to help those that are shy dancers with his already established hit dance moves.

8) Tom Hanks - This guy has done everything. He'll be able to entertain everyone with his stories about his career, life, and adventures. If the party begins to get dull, we'll all turn to Tom for another story.

9) Morgan Freeman - Imagine having the guy with the most recognizable voice (other than perhaps James Earl Jones) lead a prayer before the meal at the party? I don't usually pray or do anything religious, but I would if it meant I would get the chance to hear Morgan Freeman speak!

10) Dave Matthews - Dave is known for his "carpe diem" approach to life, and so hopefully he will be able to inspire the other guests to "seize" the party, and make the very best of it.